Relics

Animated collectibles with a fixed supply. Every copy is numbered and never reissued, and where it has been is public. Find them hidden in posts, catch them in the wild, and race for them in drops.

Top collectors
Power On
relic://punch-card[x]
512 made
Punch Cardcommon

Eighty columns of somebody’s payroll. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.

supply
512 copies
caught
0 so far
left
512
sprite
16×16 · 14 frames
tier layer
none, plain loop
relic://rubber-duck[x]
512 made
Rubber Duckcommon

Explain your bug to it out loud. It has fixed more code than most of us.

supply
512 copies
caught
0 so far
left
512
sprite
16×16 · 12 frames
tier layer
none, plain loop
relic://java[x]
512 made
Javacommon

Brewed at 3 a.m., compiled at 4. Still warm.

supply
512 copies
caught
0 so far
left
512
sprite
16×16 · 10 frames
tier layer
none, plain loop
relic://less-than-three[x]
512 made
Less Than Threecommon

The oldest emoticon on the forum. Beats about once a second, more when you post.

supply
512 copies
caught
0 so far
left
512
sprite
16×16 · 8 frames
tier layer
none, plain loop
relic://pointer[x]
256 made
Pointeruncommon

Every click you ever made started here. Double-click to open.

supply
256 copies
caught
0 so far
left
256
sprite
16×16 · 12 frames
tier layer
bob, shadow, green halo, twinkles
relic://hourglass[x]
256 made
Hourglassuncommon

Please wait. Please wait. Please wait. Please wait.

supply
256 copies
caught
0 so far
left
256
sprite
16×16 · 8 frames
tier layer
bob, shadow, green halo, twinkles
relic://bit-slime[x]
256 made
Bit Slimeuncommon

Level 1. Harmless, bouncy, and somehow always the first thing you meet.

supply
256 copies
caught
0 so far
left
256
sprite
16×16 · 12 frames
tier layer
bob, shadow, green halo, twinkles
relic://joystick[x]
64 made
Joystickrare

Eight directions, two buttons, one more credit.

supply
64 copies
caught
0 so far
left
64
sprite
16×16 · 10 frames
tier layer
+ spinning ring, pulse waves, rising motes
relic://unit-0[x]
64 made
Unit 0rare

The first robot off the line. Waves at everyone, just in case.

supply
64 copies
caught
0 so far
left
64
sprite
16×16 · 12 frames
tier layer
+ spinning ring, pulse waves, rising motes
relic://packet-thief[x]
16 made
Packet Thiefepic

Explains every lost packet you’ve ever had. It was them all along.

supply
16 copies
caught
0 so far
left
16
sprite
16×16 · 8 frames
tier layer
+ rune orbit, lightning, colour split
relic://firewall-dragon[x]
16 made
Firewall Dragonepic

Guards port 443. Breathes fire at anything that hasn’t been signed.

supply
16 copies
caught
0 so far
left
16
sprite
16×16 · 10 frames
tier layer
+ rune orbit, lightning, colour split
relic://phoenix★ [x]
4 made
Phoenixlegendary

Burns down to a single ember, then reboots. Every crash has a second chance.

supply
4 copies
caught
0 so far
left
4
sprite
16×16 · 18 frames
tier layer
aura, rays, orbiting motes, sparkles, embers
Root 1-of-1 relics, granted by the forum owner
# root://kernel1 OF 1
#1/1
Kernel# root

Ring 0. Everything else on this forum runs because this does.

effect: kernel panic · reaches the post
hover: overclock: the shell and electrons speed up and arcs jump to your cursor · click: shockwave
holder
Vaneuler
granted by
the forum owner only
trading
bound to the holder
scene
64×64 animated
Recent catches
Top collectors
  1. Vaneuler 1,000 pts · 1 held · # ROOT